Last night, Stephanie was taking a shower in our shower. I walked in there to get a load of laundry and heard her talking. Fully intending on eavesdropping, I stopped short and stayed silent. She was mumbling too much, so I couldn't really make anything out.
Me: Who are you talking to?
Stephanie: No one.
Me: Oh. Hurry and wash so you can get out.
She must have been done already because she turned off the water and stepped out. Wearing her new swim goggles.
She cracks me up!